Fourth Candidate

I really don't like any of the current candidates for the US Presidency. I think that they should bring back JFK or Reagan and do a weekend-at-bernies election campaign for him. An actually dead candidate would have several benefits which, in the style of David Letterman, would be:

1. Nobody would say anything bad about him
2. He wouldn't be able to press the red button
3. No stupid comments in front of foreign leaders
4. Unable to re-sign the patriot act
5. Unable to keep the troops in Iraq
6. No stupid decisions
7. No issues with Drug taking
   
8. No sex scandals at all
   
9. Significant reduction in costs due to no need for Secret Service Guards
10. No need for airforce one - you could send him FedEx

Actually maybe they should bring back both Reagan and JFK and then both parties would have a proper candidate.

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