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The Bush Recovery

We have done a cocktail for Hilary, Obama and McCain and we realized that we had not put one together for the current incompetent. Today we'll focus our creative powers on our new cocktail - The Bush Recovery.

If Forest Gump had an Admin, a Publicist and a Campaign Manager he could have been president. If he had of been then I think that we would not be engaged in a pointless war, have added 3 trillion dollars to our deficit and look like we could become a third world country at any moment.

Unfortunately Forest didn't get in and his less gifted brother did. The country feels like it has a cold. It needs a several days in bed and a lot of care to recover from the last 2 terms. The Bush Recovery cocktail is therefore based on a hot Toddy - which is the cure for all ills.

 

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  How to make it

2 fl oz./3.5 tablespoons of Whisky or Bourbon
50ml/2fl oz./3.5 tablespoons boiling water
A Jar of honey
A dash of lemon and a couple of cloves (both optional)

  1. Place the alcohol in a container and stir a teaspoon of honey into the whisky.
  2. Add the boiling water (pouring it over the teaspoon to clean off the last of the honey).
  3. Add lemon and cloves to taste.

Use the rest of the honey to give to your colleagues for other favors. Sip it slowly - it might burn you.



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