The Bush Recovery
We have done a cocktail for Hilary, Obama and McCain and we realized that we had not put one together for the current incompetent. Today we'll focus our creative powers on our new cocktail - The Bush Recovery.
If Forest Gump had an Admin, a Publicist and a Campaign Manager he could have been president. If he had of been then I think that we would not be engaged in a pointless war, have added 3 trillion dollars to our deficit and look like we could become a third world country at any moment.
Unfortunately Forest didn't get in and his less gifted brother did. The country feels like it has a cold. It needs a several days in bed and a lot of care to recover from the last 2 terms. The Bush Recovery cocktail is therefore based on a hot Toddy - which is the cure for all ills.
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